burnout

1) Smoking the tires of one's car; either to heat up the tires for added stickiness, or to impress the MILFs at the DQ in your swanky suburb.

2) They guy you used to see stoned and tripping in high school, every day, that 10 years later is sitting in his parent's basement playing Final Fantasy, every day.

1) I did such a smoky burnout in the Galaxie, I completely lost sight of that Ricer sitting behind me!

2) Dude, I'm too stoned to work. Mom, can you make me a sandwich?

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Fart Pipe

An oversized, noisy, performance-robbing (that's right, Ricer !) muffler found on otherwise stock import vehicles.

See Fart Can, shithead

I just put a Greddy exhaust and an AEM intake an my Geo is Flyin, dog!

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bitch caulk

What comes out of a man's thingie when he has an orgasam.

After I pulled out, I shot my bitch caulk all over her face like a thug.

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muscle car

1)A term usually assigned to mid-sizd, American cars produced in the mid 60's to mid 70's with oversized engines and light chassis.

2) Any rear-whel drive car made to go fast.

1) This hemi roadrunner is a classic example of a muscle car.

2) My big block Chevette can really fuck up some import crap!!

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Galaxie

Ford's full size car line from 1959 to 1973. Trim lines included Custom 300/500, Galaxie, Galaxie 500, Galaxie 500 XL, and Sunliner convertible. Engine sizes ranged from the lowly straight six and various small blocks, all the way up to a 429 big block.

Performance peaked between 1965 and 1968 with the availability of the made-for-racing 427 Side Oiler, with solid lifters, dual 4bbl carbs, and 11.5:1 compression.

My Galaxie never gets passed by Ricers, except for at the gas station!

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cincinnati

A very pretty town at the ass end of a really boring state.

Why does everything close at 10 here?

Why does the North side of Central Park Avenue have ghettos and hookers, when the South side has multi-million dollar office buildings?

Why is everyone so fucking fat?

Why did Skyline Chili make me poop 4 times a day for 3 days?

Why is it, as soon as you cross the border into Covington, KY, everyone is much nicer?

Hi! I just got back from Cincinnati - no, I didn't shit myself, honey. That's the Skyline Chili I brought back for you, and it spilled.

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miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

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