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Playing Words with Friends while taking a dump. A dangerous activity, since your phone can fall into the toilet and drown.
Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone?
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
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The phenomenon of a three day weekend, such as Labor Day, stretching out to four or five days.
Person A: Why is there so little traffic this morning? It's Thursday.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.