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The State Where You Can Date Your Couson And Not Get Arrested
people in alabama date their sisters
If you were born on September 6 your the coolist person ever and girls cant regect you, but if your born on october 26 you will be a jerk virgin who has no friend
Guy: I Was Born On September 6
Hot Girl: *kisses*
5π 1π
Uncles Excuse to not do anything
"is one of you gonna get that fellas horse"
"I got lumbago it's very serious"
"lumbago Really"
31π 2π
Orange is a color that people think is a food
Person 1: Im Gonna Eat A Orange
Person 2: How Are You Gonna Eat A Color
Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain
Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
22π 1π
the letter after A and the letter "B"efore C
B is the letter after A and the letter "B"efore C
2π 1π