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Alabama

The State Where You Can Date Your Couson And Not Get Arrested

people in alabama date their sisters

by Doctorwho101 November 26, 2021


September 6

If you were born on September 6 your the coolist person ever and girls cant regect you, but if your born on october 26 you will be a jerk virgin who has no friend

Guy: I Was Born On September 6
Hot Girl: *kisses*

by Doctorwho101 November 26, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


K

Before L

After J

JKL

by Doctorwho101 November 25, 2021


Lumbago

Uncles Excuse to not do anything

"is one of you gonna get that fellas horse"
"I got lumbago it's very serious"
"lumbago Really"

by Doctorwho101 April 4, 2021

31πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Orange

Orange is a color that people think is a food

Person 1: Im Gonna Eat A Orange
Person 2: How Are You Gonna Eat A Color

by Doctorwho101 November 24, 2021


Kazakhstan

the best country

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

by Doctorwho101 November 24, 2021

22πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


B

the letter after A and the letter "B"efore C

B is the letter after A and the letter "B"efore C

by Doctorwho101 November 30, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž