wee barra

A Glaswegian term of endearment for a small person.

There’s the wee barra there, how’s it going Marion?

Scuttle

To engage in grubby, underwhelming sexual intercourse.

Can’t believe Tommy went behind the bins with that chubby lass for a scuttle, and him a married man.

Scuttle

An underwhelming and ultimately shameful sexual encounter

Can you believe Tommy had a scuttle in the disabled bogs with the new trainee from accounts, and him a marrried man