Utopia

A board dedicated to the discussion of the NCAA Football and Madden Football video game series. Features many interesting and funny characters. The only place where an Auburn fan and an Alabama fan can agree on SOMETHING!

I went to Utopia today and saw another BCS thread. I thought I was gonna flip, until ECH made another one of his interesting threads!

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Barney

The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.

"Barney is the only good Bush. The only time he lies is when he goes to sleep."

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dot com

A business which mainly does dealings over the internet; an electronic business that suffered from the economy.

The dotcom boom has been over since 2000, dude.

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Detroit Red Wings

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

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good night funnyman

Often uttered on Fark.com, Slashdot, and other comment-enabled news sites whenever a celebrity, more often than not a comedian, passes on.

"SAD: Chris Farley is Dead."
"Good night funnyman."

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quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

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Mike Smith

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

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