apple juice

The specimen provided for a piss test or drug test; from the color of the piss in the cup.

"What were you doing at Labcorp?"
"Dropping off my apple juice."

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Utopia

A board dedicated to the discussion of the NCAA Football and Madden Football video game series. Features many interesting and funny characters. The only place where an Auburn fan and an Alabama fan can agree on SOMETHING!

I went to Utopia today and saw another BCS thread. I thought I was gonna flip, until ECH made another one of his interesting threads!

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Barney

The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.

"Barney is the only good Bush. The only time he lies is when he goes to sleep."

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dot commerce

Business done over the internet.

"Amazon.com deals in a lot of dot commerce daily."

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The Void

An upcoming doom that will consume all.

"The Void is coming!"

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Buck Star

A devoted young man who travelled to ALL EIGHT audition cities for "Last Comic Standing," finally got a shot in Tampa, but never an invite to be one of the big 40.

I was really hoping for Buck Star to get an invite... The guy's got something going.

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quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

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