In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.
"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."
"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."
"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."
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To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.
Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.
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The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.
The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!
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Often uttered on Fark.com, Slashdot, and other comment-enabled news sites whenever a celebrity, more often than not a comedian, passes on.
"SAD: Chris Farley is Dead."
"Good night funnyman."
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Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.
My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.
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The genital area. Applies to all sexes.
The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.
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To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.
He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.
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