Melvin'd

Losing large amounts of money to a bunch of self described retarded persons.

Melvin Capital loses billions of dollars to self described Apes who shove crayons up their noses in the stock market.

My husband really Melvin'd our finances betting on hamster races.

Man, I really Melvin'd myself betting the Cowboys would win the Superbowl.

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budtender

The job of working with customers at a marijuana dispensary because it was the only job you were qualified for after being fired from the Apple Genius Bar.

The budtender was able to answer all my questions about over-priced marijuana that comes in a new strain every 6 months and costs 20% more with no discernible difference on consumption.

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Levis Strauss Handshake

An over the jeans handjob

Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.

He was really happy with the firm Levis Strauss handshake he got from his girlfriend that morning.

It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake

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