Human Crayon

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.

I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.

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Milford Haven

Bunch of teenagers who think they're hard because they bought drugs off Dodgy Dan but we all know it was just stinging nettles laced with weed killer. Also the school is fucked due to a change in management. Friday nights are the only time of the week when external observers can judge the town as objectively normal

Milford Haven is completely normal- Crack Head Craig on a Friday night

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