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A slide slinger is a guy who hangs out at the park and sells huge Kielbasaâs for a low price.
Hopefully there is a slide slinger at the park. I could totally inhale a kielbasa right now.
Sandy Tugnuts is what you call a person who you always see hanging out at the beach, constantly adjusting their junk due to a genital sand flea infestation.
Hey! Take a look at Adam over there with his hand down his speedo. Always scratching on his D and Bâs! What a Sandy Tugnuts!!
When your best bro gives you a solid sandy rimmer on the beach and simultaneously gives your nuts a tug.
âWhat are those 2 men doing to each other on the beachâ âShut up Mom. Someone be getting a Sandy Tugnuts!â
When your girl goes down on you, beachside. During oral she makes a little throne out of sand for your balls to rest on.
âOh cute, someone made a little chair out of sand.â âShut up Mom. Someone got a Sandy Tugnuts!â
When you are equipped with a big olâ, thigh slapping, lap hog and you get sprung! You shout âBig Timberâ to notify all those within earshot that you are sporting some mega wood.
Wow, Jose didnât shout Big Timber and I almost lost an eyeâ¦