tweeting around

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

9👍 1👎

eye punk

to punch someone in the eye, then repeatedly stab them in the other eye, then stick your dick into the socket.

-"dude, why is my eye gone, and why do I have cum in it?"
- "must have gotten eye punked"

12👍 7👎

faced up

Someone who his hooked on those games you play on facebook; When you throw up from being on facebook for too long.

-" Garret's been playing those stupid facebook games for hours!"
-" dude, hes faced up"

-"Mom, better check on bobby, he was on facebook for too long."
- "Oh crap, he didn't face up did he?"

30👍 15👎

rur-urbanite

A city slicker who got his butt placed in the middle of nowhere

That rur-urbanite cant milk a cow to save his life!

15👍 3👎