The Lord

Our Lord and Savior, Danny DeVito. It is written in the Old Testament “our lord, Danny DeVito hath risen from thy ashes to resurrect vengeance on all those who hath betrayed him” Mathew; 6969

(Child) hey mom how about we skip church and go to Macdonalds? (Mom) *praying* please the Lord Danny DeVito forgive the boy for he knows not what he says

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E

E

Wassup fam ever heard of E

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Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

Bottom

The submissive partner in a relationship

Hey I heard that cute guy over there is a bottom

Homiesexual

Homiesexual: someone who is gay for the homies but not quite in a homosexual way.

Jerome: “hey Damian, I heard that Fred isn’t homiesexual”

Damian: “how do you know?”

Jerome: “‘Cause he wouldn’t kiss the homies goodnight”

Johnny reb

Johnny reb: civil war slang for a Confederate soldier.

(Yankee soldier) we’re gonna go shoot a shit ton of those Johnny rebs over at fort sumpter!

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Fo shizzle

Fo shizzle: slang for “for sure” commonly used by gangsters, rappers, and hoodlums as a way to express agreement.

(Person 1) Ay yo fam you up to cop some weed?
(Person 2) fo shizzle straight up man