Move 1: Sign waiver.
Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.
Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina
Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner
Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!
Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.