bubblah fart

A wet fart that bubbles out of your anus

We were watching the football game today and Scottie ripped a bubblah fart. All I heard was the ripple and it stunk to high heaven.

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parked a fart

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.

Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.

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SWBJ

Saran Wrap blowjob

Scottie visited the Asian massage parlor. After his massage, Mimi went to rub his winkee but Scottie signaled that he wanted her to suck it. She ripped off some Saran Wrap and placed it over his one eye to perform the SWBJ.

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head swole

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.

Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.

Infected seed

A mans sperm that is infected with a disease.

Johnny banged that crack whore crystal the other night raw and released his infected seed inside her.

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Jimmy Head

A blowjob with a condom

I went to the hookers hotel room with hopes for a bbj, but I was disappointed pretty quickly when she grabbed the rubber to give me some jimmy head.

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dragger fart

The art of dragging a fart from one place to another. The individual may fart at original location, but the fart stays contained in the pants and as the individual walks to a different location, the fart is slowly leaked out the entire way.

We were at the grocery store today and Scottie did a dragger fart. He let it go in the bread aisle and dragged it all the way to the deli.