Bob

So ya see anyyyone who’s name is bob is the most hot person to ever live, but no one can even stand to be near the hotness of the bob I know cuz he be too hot. BOB IS HOTTTTT!!! (But sadly, he has died, well technically I broke up with him and then threw him away and then someone adopted him and took him home but the next day their friend KILLED HIM!!!). *sadness* but anyway, to wrap it all up, all bob be hot, just not as hot as the one I know.

Person a: Damnnnn that guy over there be smoakin
Person b: yea he’s my boyfriend

Person a: he must be Bob

Person b: BOBISHOT

Person a: kewl beans brooooo