Tia

The best friend you'll ever have. Short but sweet. A crazy girl who everyone thinks is mental. Steals all the boys and is dirty with them. A dirty minded girl who will always seek attention wherever she goes. Crushes on anyone she can find.

Person: what is that girl doing with my bf
Person 2: that's Tia, watch out, she'll take him

Patrick

The cutest boy around with glorious eyes that you can't stop looking at. He melts your heart with his crazy jokes. You can't stop imagining you two together. Is so sexy, and once you've got him he will love you for ever. He is so loyal and will get you anything, including room in his bed.

Person: who's that gorgeous dude over there
Person 2: that's Patrick