Zjierbness

(Adj.) The sensation experienced when one bites into a pickle and said pickle is a little squishier than one expected.
Invented by BDG (Brian David Gilbert) in his video “that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier than you expected.

Brian: * Gets pickle out of fridge and bites it* “Woah!… O ho!….. Ohhh myyyyyyy goodness..”

Karen: “What?”
Brian: “That pickle was squishier than I expected! I am just oh so filled with zjierbness after eating that pickle!”