Sofia

Sofia is the funniest person you'll ever meet. She knows everything about everyone. Don't try to keep secrets from Sofia, she will hunt you down and figure out what you've done. Sofia knows how to catch a liar. Sofia is hilarious and can make you laugh while you're having a mental breakdown. Sofia is hot and adorable. She is a master seductress. She is crazy and will make you feel things you didn't know you could. She may come off as a rude and act like a bitch, but really deep down she's one of the most amazing people you'll meet. If a Sofia trusts you or likes you, you're lucky as hell.

Person 1 - Sofia is hilarious I wish we were friends.
Person 2 - Yeah, I know right she's super-hot and funny.
Person 1 - Maybe we should talk to her.
Person 2 - Hell no she is hot and cool, but she is terrifying I'm not trying to get my ass beat.
Person 1 - I know she kind of seems like a bitch but I know she's cool and funny I'll try not to get my ass beat. *Walks over to Sofia* Hey sweetheart.
Sofia - Excuse me? *Death stare*
Person 1 - Forget I said anything uh.... bye. *Walks away terrified*

Person 2 - You're a chicken bock bock.