Manscaping

When men groom themselves in a very thorough and complete manner.
Shaving, waxing, nose hair picking, shopping, "men makeuping"

"Where's your date?"

"He's still manscaping upstairs."

"Does he wax?

"Yes. Ugh..."

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Sleep

Something you hated when you we younger but can't get enough of now.

"Sweety, time to get up!"

"Go away ma i'm sleeping!"

Miley Cyrus

A once popular Disney role-model for young kids and teenagers. Now, as a young adult, her routine goes somewhat like this; (in no particular order)

1. Smokes Pot
2. Drinks Boos
3. Gets laid

Her most popular songs include; Wrecking Ball, We Can't Stop and 23.
She is also responsible for the popularity of the word twerk.

What did you do over the weekend bae?

Just watched Miley Cyrus twerk up a storm.

Same. What happened to the old Hannah Montana?

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