Aidan

A stupid British idiot that will spend his whole life working at a grocery store. Sucks dick and gets raped up the ass on a regular basis. Normal homosexual partner is a Ryan.

guy 1: Where's Aidan?
guy 2: Probably sucking Ryan's dick.

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depippo

An Italian last name. Depippo's are genetically inclined to have a large penis and to cheer for the best NHL teams. Depippo's are muscular individuals who get all of the ladies. Dolphins and depippo's share similar genetic codes, possibly accounting for their bizarre laugh and unnatural intelligence.

depippo beat me on another math test

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