Blowhole Fetus

While having sex with your pregnant girlfriend, you inadvertently puncture the back of the fetus's head. Thus, causing a hole similar to a dolphin's blowhole.

1. I like to pour palmolive soap into Missy's dead blowhole fetus, and watch it blow bubbles.

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Pussy Choke

The critial moment when a new borns head is pushed from it's mother vagina, thus causing it's neck to me chocked between it's mother meat curtains.

Dom: Hey Crystal, check out the bruise!
Crystal: God damn, your mother must have had a tight pussy!
Dom: There's nothing like a good pussy choke when your born.

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