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A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.
dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape
guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
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A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.
dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape
guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
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The "fool" part retaining its original meaning, the "pie" part being totally different. "Fool Pie" is a statement to be used when pissed off or whatever. basically meaning "thats fucking foolish" From fool pie came many other pie statements including "fussy pie" which became famous because of its similiarity to the *naughty word* pussy pie and hairy pie.. for similar reasons. also when tryig to convince someone to join you in something "come pie"..
also, it ends an argument, whoever is quick enough to use the pie extension. however, one must allow the other person chance to use fool pie.
valid usage 1:
1. "we cant go cause i have to look after my brother"
2. "fool pie!"
invalid usage 1:
1. "your a fool pie" (fool pie is not a noun)
valid usage 2:
1. "fool!"
2. "im no fool!"
1. "Fool Pie!!"
2. "....." (defeated silence)
valid usage 2:
1. "fool!"
2. "Im no fool. Fool pie!" pause (.) give peer chance to use fool pie. on msn, it should be sent as two IM's
invalid usage 2:
1. "fool!"
2. "fool pie!" (no chance is given for the other person to use fool pie. therfore the dissagreement is unfairly won and the power of fool pie is abused.
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