Drunkiotic

displaying the American tradition of getting drunk while also celebrating or proclaiming American patriotism (drunk + patriotism). Often causes one to do stupid shit like wear American flag swim trunks or bikinis and run around yelling things like "F*ck yeah, America!!!" for no reason. Though this can be seen across the country, it is particularly prevalent in the south where people do this at sporting events, barbecues, and ALL Gulf Coast beaches. Beware of people showing drunkioticism while attending 4th of July celebrations and keep firearms/fireworks out of reach.

Tom: Hey, Beth, we are really looking good in our matching Old Navy 2015 4th of July tee shirts.
Random drunk guy passing by: Yeah! Woo! Fucking America! Woo!
Beth: He certainly was drunkiotic.

Duggarized

1) To confront a task by doing the absolute bare minimum required.

2) To be assigned equal amounts of work and complain that your are overwhelmed and being dumped on by your coworkers.

3) To arrive at work at 8AM and have your feet firmly placed on your desk, earphones on head and movies playing on your computer by 930AM.

1) I had a ton of work to do so I just duggarized the last five assignments.

2) Why is he complaining? Why doesn't he just duggarize it and go to lunch early?

3) I thought it was going to be a bad day but I was duggarized by 9:30.

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