skin scabbard

A place to hang up your penis. Also, a woman’s vagina

I placed my skin dagger inside her tight skin scabbard.

skin dagger

Another word for a man’s penis. A fleshy object used for penetration purposes, or sometimes an object that is owned but never used. This would be for losers only, similar to owning a pocket knife for self defense.

I stabbed that bitch repeatedly with this skin dagger until I bust it in her eye. I made her find her glasses afterwards, I don’t do cleanup.

meme hunting

Some fucking bullshit that millennial girls do in between, and during interactions, up to, and including intercourse, with their significant others. Also, a form of practicing safe “socializing” in which no original concepts are expected of the hunter.

I wanted to cuddle, maybe take it a step further. But I could see the small bright light. She was meme hunting, and I would be another night of jacking off for me.