Mort

a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.

Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard

Dude, Mort only killed 47384839 people today, he must be having a good day