Confused Meatball

Confused Meatball: Dwayne The Rock Johnson

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball

Flufftastic

Meaning: Something that is so incredibly fluffy and comfortable that it's almost like a dream.

Example: "I just got a new blanket that's so flufftastic, I never want to get out of bed."