minotaur

a bunch of drunken wild animals who get their horns locked together in small spaces i.e. dive bars, or someone who scratches hooves in the dirt for no reason

"Dani was a total minotaur in Home Depot last Saturday" or "I was scratchin' hooves bigtime on that Cruise. I'm such a minotaur"

**Not to be confused with the Centaur**