[purple tongue]

when u stick a jolly rancher in a girls vagina and eat it out until your tongue turns purple.

last night i gave your mother a purple tongue, haha.

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Nose Cleaner

while you're fucking a girl in the ass, right when you are about to jizz you pull out and jizz up her nose, causing her nose to be clean, making it a nose cleaner.

Last night i was fucking your mom and sister and i gave them a nose cleaner.

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