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Watching a girl walk towards you in a pair of tight ski pants.
Natasha seemed to be getting a lot of stares in her new ski pants. The boys were not listening to what she said, just lip reading intently.
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Pecker Spit is the juice of a man. Alternatively known as spunk, jism and many more words.
Wing-Kin was always having to buy bumper boxes of tissues to wipe up his pecker spit. He didn't want Susan to know what he did all day while watching TV.
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The act of plunging your scrotum into a receptive ladies mouth, in a similar way to how you make a cup of tea. It also brings a man to the boil, like a kettle.
Wing-Kin only enjoyed it when Susan was in the mood to do some teabagging. "I like that" said Wing-Kin, "hemn$sg%ske" mumbled Susan.
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Energy giving cocktails, such as jaegerbombs, vodka red bull, consumed before a visit to a mistress or girlfriend to enhance 'activities'. The modern man's Spanish Fly.
Wing Kin often had a mistress drink before visiting his girlfriend Susan Hsu. She was much younger than him and it helped him keep up with her needs.
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