friend: I dare you to type up Pinocchio on urban dictionary ;)
me: why urban dictionary? why?
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The way my mum pronounces guacamole.
Mum: Hey, Imogen do you want some feta cheese in your guacamali?
Me: **GUACAMOLE**
omg Nikaya you're such a Niknoncea for leaving the call