Asian Grading Scale

Americans and other somewhat easy-going peoples' grading scale should look a little like this...

A = Good job! Keep up the good work!

B = That's still good. But you can do better.

C = You're that the average level...which is acceptable.

D = Uh oh, you need to step up your game.

F = Well, you failed. Hopefully you can get a better grade later so you can pass.

HOWEVER. This is about the Asian Grading Scale. If you are a true hardcore Asian, unlike myself, then your grading scale should look a little like this...

A+ = Average.

Regular A = Acceptable...But You Can Do Better.

B = BULLSHIT. WTF-Were-You-Doing-In-Class?!?!

C = Cut-YOU WILL GET FUCKING CUT.

D = DEATH. That's it.

F = FUCKED. Wait, no, you can't get an F because you'd already be dead.

Most children will get beaten the shit out of them. Hopefully, that won't be you.

Yesterday I brought home my report card, with a B- for P.E. After all, Asians aren't good at anything not pertaining to academics. Haha just kidding I'm beast at sports. Just not at "participation," an excuse for the non-fit fatties. ANYWAYS, I gave the report card to my mom. She always uses the Asian Grading Scale.

"WHAT IS THIS? A-DA B MINUS? NO RICE FOR YOU DUMB-A-ASS. GO DIE."

Sad face.

This example was made for humourous people. Please do not take this to heart...unless this happens...then I'm sorry for you. Even my parents are less strict :U

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