Don't Worry About It

The perfect answer to any question, fulfills all questions and still makes sense. Works best when said in a simpl monotonous voice; this helps not to anger as many people when said. Though it still efectively does.

Appropriat Use
-Teacher, "Jimmy what is the answer to question number seven?"
-Jimmy, "Don't worry about it"
-Teacher, "Wuh?"
-Jimmy, "Just don't"
(Jimmy gets 100% in that class)

Inappropriate Use
-Curious peer, "Dude why are you missing an arm?"
-You, "Don't Worry About It"
-Curious peer, "do you want me to call 911, cause youare gushing blood?"
-You, "Don't worry about it"
-No-Longer-Curious peer, "OK"
(you later die from loss of blood)

35👍 101👎

The Bird

The Word

Me: "Have you heard?"
You: "Heard what?"
Me: "The word"
You: "What word?"
Me: "The Bird"
You: "Wuh?"
Me: "The Bird IS the Word!!"

10👍 9👎