Subaru WRX

The best Japanese sedan, better than that Mitsubishi Piece of shit, the Superior Boxer 4 with 2.5 Liters. The most reliable car I have ever heard of, with AWD, and godly handling, don't forget that it's only 20000 for the TR back in 2006. (Tuner Ready for everyone who hasn't heard of this model because the STI is way more popular), and it still ranges around 25000-30000

Jack: Hey Bob, check out my new Subaru WRX

Bob: Woah, that thing is fucking cool!

Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.

Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!

Donald Trump

A stupid fucking idiot who should have never been elected in 2016 and 2024, the worst person on Earth and deserves to eat shit.

Donald Trump is a fucking asshole.

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