Someone who wastes time perusing pointless sites like Urban Dictionary rather than doing something productive. Applies particularly to those who submit definitions.
Mark: "Get anything useful done today TOM?"
Tom: "Nah, been fucking around on Youtube and Urban Dictionary all day."
Tom is a fuckwit.
A ceramic cup used to contain liquids too hot to touch, but not too hot to drink.
A nice mug of hot chocolate.
Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.
Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.