mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

Mansplain

A word that can't be defined, since females can't make up their mind or agree on its definition, and males don't give a shit about it.

Female: Stop Mansplaining!
Male: What the fuck is that?

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