BSOF

Big Smile On Face
A response to a massage that makes you feel good.

You are beautiful
BSOF

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grand tetons

Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

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black eyed peas

A cool hip hop band with a really hot white chick (Fergie)who can out dance any black girl... plus her body is bangin!

lets go see bep tonight, cant wait to see what tight lil outfit Fergie's gonna be wearin

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nlm

Keystroke pictogram for giving someone the middle finger. Also acceptable is the nlm mln (two hander), as well as the added thumb version ( \nlm mln/ ).

Hey Jeremy, nlm ya lick knob!

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Uniball

Having one testicle inside of the scrotum instead of having the usual two. This normally produces half the amount of semen as having two.

Dave lost his testicle in an accident so he then had a uniball

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packing fudge

What fudge packers do.

Bob the fudge packer "The truck is still empty Mike, why don't you pack some more fudge in it"

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liktor

identical to kolakasciene.An ethereal thing. Wontourn/Kolakasciene

Overwhelmmed,Ifelt I had to say,'liktor,kolakasciene.