dq

DQ: An acronym used by staff in long-term medical facilities (care centers) for Decubitus Ulcers.

Commonly known as Bedsores, these pernicious, open wounds are usually found on the buttocks or hips of decrepit, (incontinent), often senile old people in rest homes.

DQ: An acronym use by Dairy Queen as a brand label for some hamburgers and other foods.

“After I clean up the shit and piss off Mr. Simmons, and finish treating his oozing, malodorous DQ on his ass, I want to go to Dairy Queen for a DQ Burger, DQ Fries and a Blizzard. Mm, mm, mh”

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blood_stained_II

fucking prick asshole

you dirty "blood_stained_II"

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Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

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motherload

A term used to describe the bounty left by the anus through defication.

"Here I sit, same as ever,
took a dump, pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged...the water flowed,
look out world, it's a motherload."

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shocker

two in the pink, one in the stick

seriosly its fucking disgusting

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Fry Sauce

Fry Sauce: A mixture of ketchup and mayonaise for dipping french fries (Freedom Fries at U.S. Congress Commisary). Created by a regional burger joint, Artic Circle in the 1960 with most locations in Utah and Idaho.

Became a regional mainstay of almost all fast food resturants and home in Utah and Idaho.

Utahn: "I want fry sauce, not ketchup, with my order"

Zitfaced Order Taker in Utah : "Do you want fry sauce with that?"
Out of State Customer: "What? What the hell is fry sauce?"

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Renwood

1. To do something idiotic
2. A moron

1. That was such a Renwood thing to do
2. Man your a Renwood Don

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