yuppie

Informal for (y)oung (U)rban (P)rofessional, or Yup. turned into yuppie in the 1980's. A term used to describe someone who is young, possibly just out of college, and who has a high-paying job and an affluent lifestyle. Can now be used to describe any rich person who is not modest about their financial status. Yuppiedom (yuppie-dum)is a term used to describe an involvement in being a yuppie.

Yuppie-I'm going to go drive my ferrari to the seafood place for a $500 lobster.
Average person-I'm gonna fuck your wife, take your time with the lobster.

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incontinent

A condition usually found in older people in which shit and piss on themselfs.

Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."

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pht

The sound made when u cut someone deeeeeppp; relating to how to get dat papa, pht is used for people who need to get sliced n' diced with everything nice

"ahhh pht u good!" said Bobby, as he cut the shit out of Tom.

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Fdiddle

To fuck around

Damnit stop fdiddling and lets finish!

liberal

A conservative who has not been mugged yet.

He wont be liberal after he gets his ass kicked by a loose druggie.

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Windows

A functional, easy-to-use operating system that can be perfectly stable if you want it to be. The OS is only as good as its operator, guys.

I have been running Windows 2000 Professional for two-and-a-half years, and have yet to see it crash spontaneously. The only time it has ever crashed was when I caused software conflicts myself.

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rad

ride and destroy.

A rad skate session. we skated, we destroyed

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