Lady Gaga

A highly non-attractive, attention-sick and controversial man/woman, romoured to be one of the best of his/her generation when it comes to entertaining the male precker of his/her species. There has been many a debate concerning her/his name, where some argue that (s)he got her name whilst convincing a musical director to attribute her a musical contract, where other, on the other hand, are quite persistant in their opinion that (s)he had been reknown by the pseudonym "Lady Gaga" by his/her friends and family for years.

A great amount of people have suggested that her name, "Gaga", is the only sound (s)he is able to create successfully. The followers of this doctrine ofter refer to her songs as proof of their claim. This thesis is believed to conspier from the popular phenomen "Pocket Monsters", where the "Pokémon" usually only are able to pronounce their own name in different tones and articulations. The supporters of Gaga, on the other hand, are steadfast in their belief that this is not the only sound she can make, but only the sound heard by the people that have met him/her. This hypothesis is yet to be recognized officially, as proof is yet to be published.

Music Director: Ahhh, that feels so good! Take it deeper!

Tranny: Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga!

Music Director: Looks like you got yourself a contract! What do you want to be called? And don't stop yet.

Tranny: ...ga-ga-ga-ga

Music Director: Lady Gaga it is!

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