schaivo

v. to place someone in a permanent vegetative state.

"You really Schaivoed her didn't you?"
"Yeah, man, she's in an iron lung. When she opens her mouth, she wheezes 'La Vie En Rose'."

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burf

a shart from your mouth.

"Sometimes if I don't sit up when I burp, I burf a little"

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fritzl

v. To lock someone in the basement for 24 years and impregnate them repeatedly.

As per the Austrian incest case of Joseph Fritzl.

Don't make me fritzl you.

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