Offense Archeologist

When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.

The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.

I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.

McWokeyism

Like McCarthyism, McWokeyism is the practice of making accusations with the end goal of gaining power and prestige.
Words are distorted through the power of interpretation, so as to condemn those who utter them. Instead of accepting comments as they were intended, the McWoke seeks to destroy the lives of others for a modicum of self-congratulatory righteousness.

The McWoke are as bad as McCarthy and will ultimately be found to be as intolerable. The rest of the world doesn't play the game the Ultra privileged woke play nor do they enjoy the external costs.

No, I am not a bigot because I prefer white bread, go practice your McWokeyism somewhere else.

Instead of building a wheelchair ramp for the church, he got mad at everyone with legs. McWokeyism is ruining society.

I would sure like to say what I mean without the McWoke telling me what I meant.