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Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."
"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."
34π 17π
Taking feces (shit) and smearing it all over the walls of a house while the inhabitant(s) are not home. Many times the shit will spell a word or make a design.
Lamar rasputined Tyrell's house because he was owed money for the weed he sold to him on credit.
18π 41π
Jumping, ass naked and covered in pudding, front first on to a car while two people as having intercourse in it.
Kyle was offered $100 to perform a full douglas while at the Four Seasons Theater.
18π 3π
Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.
Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.
6π 3π
A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.
Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.
2π 6π
Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.
Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.
6π 5π
Tea bagging a blind guy.
I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.
4π 7π