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Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.
I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.
Jumping, ass naked and covered in pudding, front first on to a car while two people as having intercourse in it.
Kyle was offered $100 to perform a full douglas while at the Four Seasons Theater.
Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.
Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.
Tea bagging a blind guy.
I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.
Taking feces (shit) and smearing it all over the walls of a house while the inhabitant(s) are not home. Many times the shit will spell a word or make a design.
Lamar rasputined Tyrell's house because he was owed money for the weed he sold to him on credit.
Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."
"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."
Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.
Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.