Musky Maria

A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!

Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.

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Kosher Rasputin

The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.

I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.

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