chezolagnia

having a masturbate whilst taking a poo

My homosexual friend says he gets off when he poos, so he tends to indulge in chezolagnia heaps

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undy roll

this is also called pubic fat, where someone has excess fat in their genital region giving their privates the appearance of a beer gut.

I thought my girl friend was skinny until i saw her naked and realised she had an undy roll

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pubic mound

the vagina which can be turned into a creamy beaver.

i just touched her pubic mound and i pitched a tent

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boston dangler

its a poo where "try as you might it won't snap off"

I just had a boston dangler and it was still in my arse when it was in the water

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tuck

when a male does a tuck, he "tucks" his penis and testes back through his legs which encompasses the look of a females genitals

does it look better tucked or untucked?

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arabian love

arabian love is when someone has sexual desire for desert animals such as the camel.

that guy is dirty cause of his arabian love

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creamy beaver

a vagina which has been ejaculated in. the semen then tends to drip out - producing the creamy beaver

that creamy beaver looks like a waterfall

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