American Eagle Tri-Fold

An American Eagle wallet that folds thrice but doesnt fold your money in a weird way. No joke.

"Dude, ask me how many times it folds!"
"Fuck you and your lame-core wallet."

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tante

the area of skin between one's rectum and the vagina and/or scrotum.

Man, you have to put Bill in your porno movie. He's got a nine inch tante!!!

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Fall out fags

A common nick name and surrogate phrase for the fags in the band fall out boy

"Did you go to fall out boy tonight?"
"No I didnt go to fall out fucking fall out fags"

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No more late fees

A last ditch effort of blockbuster's to try and get more business while netflix pwns them. See Jumping the Shark

Blockbuster: INTRODUCING THE END OF LATE FEES

Universe: I dont give a fuck.

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My Brother and Me

1. A mid-nineties nickelodeon sitcom about an upper-middle class black family living in Charlotte, North Carolina. It only had a few episodes that were on re-run for years and the only white kid on the show was a nerd that everyone loved to hate.

"GOOOOOOOOO PUNCH....GOOOOO PUNCH"

"hit me, hit me, hit me!"

"Dont hold your brefth"

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