Ewalt

An Ewalt is a massive mooch with an incredibly large ego, but a very tiny penis.

Did Jose pay you back for the movie?
No man, he's such an ewalt.

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medina police

Police in one of the richest neighborhoods in Washington, home to such celeberties as Bill Gates, and to a population of roughly .0015% minorities. These police are often bored and will pull you over for sitting around. Or for being a minority. Or for being near a minority.

I was jus sittin there right? just kickin it with Pedro, and the Medina Police deported us to Alaska. Im not even Mexican!

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