Fat Angie

In the early days of the Internet, one common email that was circulated involved a list of increasingly bizarre, misogynistic sex acts with obscure names. These invariably involved the degradation of the female participant in the alleged sex act (the actual occurrence of which remains highly suspect). For example, the "Dirty Sanchez".

The time has come for men to have a taste of their own medicine. Something equally disgusting, humiliating and degrading.

The Fat Angie.

Capitalizing on every man's dream of a threesome, you and at least one of your friends get the guy alone and far enough along in the process. At which point you blindfold him and swap out two or more mordidly obese women who service him. When he finishes and takes off his mask . . one of the subs says, "You've been Fat Angied."

"I met this total obnoxious jerk at a bar the other night. Liz and I went back with him to his hotel and gave him a Fat Angie."

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clivorcée

Cliche divorcé. Someone who is middle-aged and suffers a midlife crisis which results not only in divorce, but also typical divorce-induced behaviors (eg. getting a tattoo to commemorate their "new" era, picking up a musical instrument they always wanted to play, buying sports car)

My mom is such a clivorcée, she just got a tattoo of a bird and started learning the guitar.