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hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis

Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin

by Don Pavlic August 13, 2011


Bagel Twisting

The act of two males coming together in an intimate setting where they face each other naked and proceed to combine their erect penises in a twisting motion.

Thomas: Last night Marc and I finally consummated our relationship with a nice bagel twisting session.

by Don Pavlic August 19, 2011

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