Top Gear

A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.
Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!

From Top Gear Presenters:
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."

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Choccie Pot Holer

One who prefers to carry out their hobby of Pot-Holing in the chocolate filled sumps of mens asses.

Emma: Homo Turd Burgler! Liam is SUCH a Choccie Pot Holer

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James May

A co-presenter of Top Gear.
What a man, real ale drinker and full of hidden unsavoury secrets such as keeping a toothbrush in his car to clean out the air vents.

Out of the 3 of them, James May has to be the coolest!

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