Opie

Ron fucking Howard when he was 10.

Be careful or Opie will stab you in the back, take your wallet and spend all your money on drugs. Opie was not the good little boy that Mayberry RFD producers led you to believe.

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pu pu platter

A platter of fucking different types of shit.

Corkle asked the waiter at China Lulu what came in the pu pu platter. The waiter, Chang Lee. told Corkle that there was 4 pieces of dog shit, 3 cow patties, 15 or 16 rabbit pellets, and one piece of elephant fuck in the pu pu pkatter.

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mile high club

An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.

Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.

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somebitch

the way a cowboy says son of a bitch

Cowboy Cerrone got his ass kicked by a somebitch

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Mike Perry

A UFC fighter with a big mouth and big power. Perry also has a midget penis.

Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.

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semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

Donald Trump

An extremely self absorbed individual with a ridiculous hairdoo who became president of these United States because these United States voters are morons.

I told my wife that President Trump was a cocksucker and she said I did not know The Donald was President . Apparently my wife is quite naive. Donald Trump once fired Ian Zeiring.

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